Ladies (and a number of gentlemen, for that matter) LOVE chocolate. It’s a simple fact. Chocolate stimulates the “love” or “pleasure” centers of your brain, which is why some theorize that the womenfolk are so into it, but whatever the case, the fact of the matter is this:
Valentine’s Day celebrations just ain’t complete without a little chocolatey goodness.
Granted, the good stuff can get pricey, and although your goal is to impress your lady friend, you want to maintain some semblance of normality. I mean, a chocolate-covered boyfriend is pretty hot, but like The Simpsons‘ Apu, who wants a nut in their eye or nougat in their ears? (Not to mention the overly-high expectations you’ll then have set for every major holiday; who needs the pressure?!)
If whipping up a batch of Chocolate Volcano Cups from the recipe in February’s My H-E-B Life Magazine doesn’t sound like your idea of a good time, here are our lazy-man’s suggestions on what to give the chocoholic in your life this V-Day.
GODIVA
Any man, woman or child not already familiar with Godiva chocolates is clearly living in a sub-par world of chocolate. Named after the infamous lady who allegedly rode through the streets of town stark-bloody-nekkid, their chocolates are smooth, silky, and completely decadent.
Unfortunately, their prices are pretty reflective of that. BUT! You can satisfy your lover’s sweet-tooth with a small sampler, letting her subtly know that while you love her enough to send the very best, you also have issues with overpaying for treats. It’s a nice mixture of indulgence and attention to budgetary issues.
For the cheapest bite of luxury, check out the Godiva Chocolatier Gold Party Favor (4 pieces) for $7.50 at Amazon.com. Also recommended:
- Signature Chocolate Truffle Assortment (4 pieces) at $9
- Cherry Cordials at $10
- Gems Sweetheart Message Truffles at $18
LINDT
Definitely the least expensive (but one of the most satisfying!) of all our delicious chocolatey options, Lindt actually sells single servings of their tasty chocolate truffles for 37-cents a piece at Amazon. Seriously, I’m not sure how much lower you can go. But if you really want to go hog-wild (get it?), give her an entire bag of these babies and watch her eyes burn with passion for your sweet, sensitive bum. (P.S. A 5-ounce bag of mixed truffles is only $4.99).
GHIRARDELLI
For the displaced Californians amongst us, Ghirardelli chocolates are king. With single-serving packets of their cocoa available for $1 and individual milk-chocolate squares with caramel for $1.29 at Amazon, they’re an affordable gift for all of Austin’s west-coast transplants. Surprise them with a bag of Ghirardelli’s trademark squares for only $3.49.
Finally, we can’t recommend this product enough, despite its distinctly un-shoestring price. If you’re going for the gusto this V-Day, check out Petrossian’s Hot Chocolate-on-a-Stick. It’s $18 for 6 sticks of Belgian chocolate, which you swirl into hot milk or cream to create the world’s best mug of hot chocolate, EVER. It’s honestly an orgasm in a cup, and VERY highly recommended. (Even Oprah digs these, as they note on their site they were featured as one of her Top Gifts of 2009.)
Got a favorite chocolate brand or treat you like to give (or receive!) on Valentine’s Day? Let us know in the comments section, or tweet us @shoestringATX with deets!






















