Archive for December, 2011

Austin homebrews for the holidays


2011
12.31

Ok, I know I said I’d see you next year in my last post, but as this post concerns a holiday gift that I was late in picking up, I’ve got one more before 2012.

Witness: Homebrewed beer.

My lovely employers, Justine and David of WriteByNight, got all their employees a six-pack of homebrewed beer for Xmas (writers + alcohol = FTW, duh!), and since I just picked mine up this afternoon I decided to bust them out to celebrate a) the New Year a bit early and b) the crazy-warm winter weather we’re having today (it’s currently 73; no wonder people get sucked into moving to Austin).

My favorite, by far, was the Russian Imperial Stout. Described on the label as “dark and bold, flavored with cinnamon coffee and vanilla beans,” I would describe this beer as “alcoholic coffee.” I got some of the vanilla, not much of the cinnamon, and a definite taste of the coffee. As my sister’s t-shirt used to say, “Beer: It’s not just for breakfast.”

Also included in the assortment were:

  • Blueberry Cider – which, oddly, didn’t taste at all like cider to me (a shame, as I really dig a good hard cider)
  • Saison – described as “light, sweet and slightly spicy, brewed with orange peel and coriander” (much enjoyed by Celebrity Intern)
  • Oktoberfest – “sweet and malty, classic German style lager”
  • Blonde Ale – also enjoyed by Celebrity Intern for being “clean and light, easy to drink, pairs well with many foods”
  • Chai Amber – “dark amber beer, rich with chai spice” (it certainly smelled and tasted chai-like, but Celebrity Intern said it bothered his stomach)

Here are some snaps:

The source of these magical homebrews remains shrouded in mystery, so if you want to try a little homebrewing as your New Year’s resolution, check out Austin Homebrew Supply over at 9129 Metric Blvd. They’ve got everything you need to brew your own beer or cork your own wine, plus they offer classes on how to do it up right. Dare I say “It’s the gift that keeps on giving”?

I dare.

Austin to Boston box contents (caution: may cause cravings)


2011
12.23

OMG! My Austin-to-Boston (#atxbos) box came in the mail yesterday, just as I was heading out to do some much-needed Xmas laundry, and I was thrilled by the contents. Lena, you came up with an amazing assortment, and I was very impressed by your wrapping skills. You rock!

Check it out:

Salty Sweets by Christie Matheson, ATK Menu Cookbook, and a copy of Edible Boston

This may sound crazy, but... I think Edible Boston might even be better than Edible Austin!

Lovely smelling Drippy Hippie soap - I smelled it before I even opened the box!

Whoopie Monster mini Whoopie Pie (a Boston tradition)

Gingerbread cookies (there's a snowman behind the tree) from Jack's Cookie Jar

Q's Nuts in Chocolate Hazelnut and Rosemary Sea Salt Almonds

A trio of jams and jellies

Deborah's Spreadable Fruit, which Lena says is a great addition to meat glazes or on top of baked Brie (ooh!)

Doves & Figs Chocolate Cranberry Jam by Robin Cohen of Boston Brunchers

Stir It Up Cuisine's Caribbean Pepper Jelly, featuring my husband's fave - fiery Scotch Bonnet Peppers!

A big bucket of Lena's homemade cabarnet-infused fudge!

If your stomach isn’t growling for some of these sweet and savory treats right about now, you’re obviously crazy. I’ll have to get Lena’s recipe for that fudge, because I’ve already eaten a bunch of it, and it’s super decadent and delicious. It takes a fellow Midwestern gal to understand the true meaning of Christmas is actually fudge!

Here are links to all the products featured, in case you want to try them out for yourself:

Plus, don’t forget to check out Boston Brunchers and Lena’s contributions to the ATK blog! Happy holidays, and I’ll see you Shoestringers and AFBA-ers in 2012.

Holiday gifts for the Austin broke-ass


2011
12.20

In a last-ditch effort to ease our annoyance with all things Xmas gift-y, we’ve been avoiding the annual round-ups of “helpful” holiday crap you can mindlessly buy for your loved ones. After all, who wants to show people how much you “really care” by getting them the exact same thing every other hipster in Austin picked out of the newspaper’s line-up?

But then we thought: why not make our OWN list?

That’s right, it’s a Shoestring Austin Round-Up with weird Austin-themed recommendations for broke-asses by broke-asses. You won’t see anything over $20 on this list, and you can bet your sweet patootie that anything included is totally tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy our goofy, inexpeez ideas while you’re surfing for “serious” recommendations. After all, ’tis the season for weird gifts like frankincense (a smelly incense that keeps mosquitos at bay) and myrrh (an embalming oil that’s apparently also great for lowering LDL cholesterol) when all you really wanted was a bit of gold to pay the rent!

“Legalize Armadillos” t-shirt from Sharing Machine

If you don’t know Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee, you’ve clearly been living your life entirely too much in the real world. These web humorists sell t-shirts and other miscellaneous items to keep their free webcomics running. Their “Legalize Armadillos” shirt lends a nice Austin touch, even though it’s actually the product of a couple of Ohio residents’ awesomely warped minds. With the slogan “Legalize Armadillos: Regulate and tax them for revenue,” and a graphic of a cop watching over two rambunctious armadillos preparing to street fight, how can you go wrong?

$18 at SharingMachine.com.

Neti Pot

If you’ve lived in Austin long enough, you know all about the dreaded Cedar Fever. To add to the holiday hell, this snot-filled disease always seems to strike around Xmas, hooray! Give your loved one a little something that shows you care – a nice nasal irrigation system, aka Neti Pot. Just beware of the brain-eating amoeba and remember to clean the hell out of the thing every day.

$8 at Amazon.

99-cent (or free) ebooks

Even the most broke-ass of broke-asses can afford to take a chance on a new author at the mega-low price of 99-cents a pop. So here’s a quick list of ebooks that’ll prick up your spirits (and maybe your libido as well):

  • Beyond Religion: Ethics for a Whole World by His Holiness the Dalai Lama: The unabridged audio edition of this book, read by Martin Sheen and produced by Audible.com, is FREE at Amazon until December 20. If you can’t dig the spirit of Christmas, you can dig the Dalai Lama, whose message of peace and love extends all year-round.
  • Maynard Soloman Proves Santa Claus is Real! by Benjamin Sobieck: As described on Amazon, “Maynard Soloman, a crusty and cranky private investigator, needs a Christmas miracle. Bill collectors want to repossess his beloved RV. In order to keep his home on wheels, he’ll need to do the impossible: Prove the existence of Santa Claus. It won’t be easy for the old detective. An odd Minnesota church, a drunk hound dog and an angry thief with a baseball bat stand in his way. And are those reindeer hooves on the RV roof? This hilarious off-beat short story is perfect for fans of crime fiction, quirky Christmas stories and razor-sharp humor. BONUS: Includes ‘Maynard Soloman’s Guide to Milk and Cookies.’”
  • Where to Get Laid in Montreal by Laura Roberts: “A cheeky how-to cum tour guide to the Sin City of the North, excerpted from Roberts’ forthcoming novel, Naked Montreal.” (Added bonus: sign up HERE for a free sample from the novel!)
  • Sharing by Miracle Jones: “After being abducted from a home for at-risk youth in the middle of the night by a twisted, murderous creature called an Indrik, a young girl named Charlotte with a talent for survival is taken (along with five other children) to an empty desert where it never becomes night and all the sand flows like water into a bottomless hole in the ground. First book of ‘The Fold.’ Followed by ‘Shifting.’” (Bonus: This one’s 100% FREE.)
  • And if all else fails, be sure to check Amazon’s Top 100 Free list for free ebooks to download. The list changes on an hourly basis, depending on “sales” (i.e. downloads, since they’re free), and you can usually find at least one or two titles that’ll tickle your fancy.

Bat Ring

Ever see those Franzetti bat jewelry ads and think “Somebody’s gotta do better than $95 for a bat ring”? Well guess what: somebody has. Actually, a lot of somebodies have! And they’re all on Etsy. Personally, we’re fans of this Gothic Art Nouveau Design Glass Ring by KasketKustoms (an L.A. company), but feel free to poke around and find a favorite of your own.

$15 at Etsy.

Got a suggestion for an inexpensive Austin-themed holiday gift that’ll make someone’s day? Hit us up in the comments section, or tweet us @ShoestringATX!

Win a holiday party with the Rebeccammendations Dine Out In contest


2011
12.14

While I was thinking of keeping this all to myself, because I love winning prizes (and especially FOOD prizes), I’m getting into the holiday spirit of giving and decided to share.

Rebecca Otis of The Rebeccammendations is running an awesome holiday contest on her blog. The winner gets a party catered by Dine Out In, a local delivery service that brings meals for Austin restaurants straight to your door.

That’s a sweet $250 deal, baby!

TO ENTER:

Hit up Rebecca with the details of a holiday party you’d like to throw between now and January 1, 2012. You’ve gotta invite at least 3 people, or it’s not a party (you know, “two’s company, three’s a crowd…”?). Include any theme, musical selections, decorations and whatnot that will make your event stand out, plus the types of people you’ll invite (friends, family, co-workers, etc.) and what food you’ll serve, along with the date of your party and the address where you’ll host it (unless, of course, it’s at your house, in which case you don’t need to reveal).

Send allllll of that to Rebecca at Rebeccammendations@gmail.com by this Friday, December 16 at 6 PM, along with:

Your First and Last Name, Phone #, City and Zip (+ Twitter handles, blog and website URLs if you have them) and up to 5 sentences explaining why you want to win.

You must also use the subject line “It’s Party Time with Eat Out In!

(Yes, these directions are kind of long. Quit your bitching: That’s what you’ve gotta do to win free food, bro!)

The winner will be announced on Monday, December 19 via email and social media, and Rebecca will post pictures from your shindig on her blog.

BONUS POINTS:

As an extra, added bonus, if you retweet Rebecca’s blog post about the contest (or Like her Facebook post about it) she’s going to donate $100 to the Austin Children’s Shelter. Dude, that’s like FREE MONEY you can donate to a good cause and look like a hero in the process. No-brainer: just do it.

You’ve only got until Friday at 6 PM to knock my super-awesome New Year’s Eve party idea off its pedestal, so get crackin’!

Austin to Boston holiday swap


2011
12.14

The Austin Food Bloggers Alliance is doing an “Austin to Boston” swap, so I’ve been thinking about local products that are non-perishable and delicious to include in my box.

I want to keep my box’s contents a surprise for my buddy in Beantown, Lena (who is a social media intern for America’s Test Kitchen—how cool is that?!), but in the meantime, here’s a link to a pretty darn comprehensive list of local products from Edible Austin for you Buy Local types. They’ve got everything from fresh baked goods to prepared foods to wine, plus pretty much everything in between.

If I can snag a copy of the Winter issue of the magazine, I’m definitely going to include one in my package. I’m also thinking of including some of my favorite receipes, one of which Lena may already be familiar with, since it’s an ATK original: Beef Chili with Bacon and Black Beans. Just made a big pot of this the other day, yum!

Happy snacking!