Archive for August, 2011

3-Day Novel Contest – Sept 3 through 5


2011
08.31

The 3-Day Novel Contest happens every Labor Day weekend, and this year Shoestring Austin’s editor, Laura Roberts, will be participating. In this whirlwind book-writing frenzy, hundreds–nay, thousands!–of writers crank out brand-new books in just three days, with little to no time for sleep, much less doubt or hesitation. The winner is published by 3-Day Books, and heralded as the World’s Best 3-Day Novelist for one full year of glory.

So, in case you wondered why we’re not updating this weekend (or responding to emails), that would be why.

Also, in case you want one last shot at naming a character in the World’s Greatest Pirates Vs. Ninja Story EVER, you’ve only got six more hours to make it happen! Click here for details.

Cheap Bastard’s Guide to Austin out Thursday


2011
08.30

Speaking of culinary mysteries, does anyone know when The Cheap Bastard’s Guide to Austin will be hitting shelves around town? Amazon.com says the publication date is September 1, 2011, but like good localistas, we’d love to buy a copy at one of our neighborhood booksellers, to keep the local cashflow circulating.

We’re excited about this book, mostly because we bought a copy of The Cheap Bastard’s Guide to San Francisco back in the day, and it was busting with great info on how to live the good life on a shoestring budget. Looking forward to gleaning similar tricks and tips for Austin!

This particular volume is written by Houston Chronicle writer Kristin Finan who, according to the book’s “About the Author” section, is an Austin native who divides her time between Austin and Houston. She’s also written The Cheap Bastard’s Guide to Houston, so hopefully she’s been doing her homework down here in the Capital to bring us more than the usual suspects of free live music pretty much everywhere and free wine tastings at Spec’s.

Potent potables and gratis gastronomy


2011
08.29

We’ve always been a fan of potent potables and the Jeopardy! category dedicated to rounding them up, in question form. So put on your thinking caps and riddle us this, Trebek fans: Where can you stomp grapes with your bare feet here in Texas?

If you replied “What is Becker Vineyards?” you’re the champ. Bonus points if you’re also dressed in your Italian peasant clothes or happen to own a Lucille Ball curly red wig, ‘cus Becker is also hosting their annual Lucy Ricardo Costume Contest on September 4 at 3 PM. Contestants will be judged by three criteria, according to the vineyard’s website: “1) Stomping Ability, 2) Costume, and 3) Enthusiasm!” Bring your best Lucy impressions and nice, clean feet to stomp to the beat of music by Brian Mullin.

If you’re busy on the 4th, don’t fret! You can come the day before (Sept 3) between 10 AM and 6 PM for a grape-smashin’ good time (though no prizes for your whining to Ricky about how you wanna be in the big show).

"Kim's grapes" from Becker Vineyards' Grape Stomp (photo by Flickr user aavarnum)

For those who prefer to tiptoe through the tapas, enjoy a gratis gastronomic tour of Spain at Con’ Olio Oils & Vinegars (10000 Research Blvd, #130) this Tuesday, August 30. Olive oil, wine and paella will be served from 6 to 8 PM. While you’re there, invest in a nice, fresh bottle of EVOO so you can re-create the experience at home for your besties, using the “perfect paella” recipe from Ginny’s Austin.

And don’t forget to say “gracias” to your gracious hosts, lest you be branded a cheapskate. We may be on a budget, but we Shoestringers aren’t freeloaders, am I right?

Culinary mysteries – the new trend?


2011
08.28

We may be right, or we may be crazy. Could it be that the latest culinary craze is books about food?

We’re not talking about cookbooks, though those have certainly been in fashion lately. Instead, we’ve noticed quite a crop of “foodie mysteries” popping up on Amazon.com. In addition to Austin writer Robin Allen’s debut “culinary cop” book If You Can’t Stand the Heat, there are plenty more to whet your whistle — or butter your biscuits.

A random selection of pun-tastic titles:

  • Diane Mott Davidson’s Goldy Schulz culinary mysteries include Catering to Nobody and Tough Cookie
  • Connie Shelton’s Sweet Masterpiece claims to contain “a little romance, a little magic and a lot of chocolate”
  • The award for Best Cover surely has to go to Nancy Fairbanks for Death A L’orange (though Holy Guacamole!‘s awesome chihuahua is a close second)
  • Ellen Hart’s Dial M for Meatloaf is a title a true mystery aficionado can really sink her teeth into (rimshot)
  • Jerrilyn Farmer’s Mumbo Gumbo, despite being labelled a “catering mystery,” is definitely making me hungry, and The Flaming Luau of Death is either the best name for a cocktail that you set on fire or totally the way I want to die (if it can’t be peacefully in bed)

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Separating the facts from fiction in the kitchen is Christopher Kimball’s The Kitchen Detective, solving culinary mysteries with 125 “foolproof” recipes. Written by the founder of America’s Test Kitchen and editor of Cook’s Illustrated, Kimball brings a variety of fun food facts and recipe engineering skills together to help home chefs whip up perfect dishes every time.

And, if you dig New Orleans and rowdy tales from the chefs that keep Bourbon Street buzzing, be sure to check out Poppy Z. Brite’s “Liquorverse,” starting with her novel Liquor and following up with PrimeD*U*C*K and Soul Kitchen.

Have you read any culinary mysteries?

FREE freaky foodie events, August 27-28


2011
08.26

Two great FREE freaky foodie events happening this weekend as the temps continue to soar… like the bats under the Congress Avenue Bridge!

Coincidentally, one of those events is the Austin Bat Fest, which has teamed up with Night of the Bat for a day-long celebration of Austin’s favorite local beasties. (Sorry, armadillo, but I don’t see YOU having a day dedicated to your honor. What’s up with that, anyway?)

Hit up the Congress Avenue Bridge this Saturday, August 27 from 1 PM until midnight for live music, a bat costume contest (8:15 pm), and–of course!–TV’s Batman, Adam West. There will be plenty of food and drink from local faves like Best Wurst, Boomerang’s Pies, Rita’s Italian Ice and more, and you can shop ’til you drop with local vendors.

And for those who love hot sauce as much as they love our hot weather, you won’t want to miss the Austin Chronicle’s Hot Sauce Festival this Sunday, August 28 from 11 AM to 5:30 PM at Waterloo Park. This event is almost-free, as entry is just $3, or you can donate 3 cans of food to the Capital Area Food Bank instead.

While you’re sucking back hot sauce from restaurants, bottlers and even gifted home chefs, be sure to purchase a few raffle tickets for the Sizzling Summer Raffle prize packages. We’re not sure what’s in ‘em, exactly, but at $1 a pop or 6 for $5, all proceeds go to the CAFB and enable them to provide $5 worth of nutritious food to Texas families for every $1 ticket sold. Holy burning biscuits, Batman!

In addition to screamingly hot sauces, local restaurants like Aster’s Ethiopian Restaurant, Curra’s Grill, Matt’s Famous El Rancho, Santa Rita Tex Mex Cantina, and Torchy’s Tacos will be slinging their best dishes and bands like Bright Light Social Hour, La Guerrilla, Foot Patrol, Moonlight Social and Schmillion will be blasting the sweet beats. Come for the hot sauce, stay for the party, and be sure to keep cool out there: this weekend is supposed to be 110 degrees, and no rain in sight.

Enjoy your last summer weekend, Austin, and we’ll catch you on the flip side.

Deals gone wild: Dealuv offers free vouchers for local faves


2011
08.23

There has been an explosion of deal sites across America, and like many cities, Austin’s in love with their daily deals. Here at Shoestring Austin, we’ve signed up for plenty of these sites (Living Social, Groupon and Localiter, to name a few), each offering one new deal per day, with deep discounts at local businesses.

Even though we all love deals, there can be drawbacks to using these sites. The most common complaint is that while the discounts are certainly large enough to pique a buyer’s interest, the quality of participating businesses can vary widely. If you can’t find much information about the products or services offered, why would you care about getting a deal on these items? This is especially true with new businesses, who may not even have a web presence, much less any accurate online reviews by real consumers.

The second biggest complaint about deal sites is that they usually require buying a coupon or voucher. This is fine if you can remember to use your coupons or vouchers, but let’s face it: some of us are forgetful, or just plain busy, and this can end up becoming a waste of money instead of the promised huge savings.

Another issue doesn’t directly affect consumers, but comes back to bite us with the ol’ trickle-down effect. For businesses that offer deals through these websites, this is actually a very expensive marketing maneuver. Not only are they offering at least 50% off the price to consumers, but they also have to pay up to 50% of the price of their coupon to the sites offering the deal. In effect, for each deal that these businesses offer, they have to give up at least 75% off the value of their products or services. And guess who ends up paying for this in the long run? You guessed it: we, the consumers.

Enter Dealuv

With the goal of improving on the deal-a-day coupon system, Austin-based newcomer Dealuv has come up with something completely different. Deals on their site are all FREE. That’s right: you don’t have to buy vouchers anymore! Instead, vouchers are totally free to print and redeem, in exchange for sharing the deal on your Facebook and/or Twitter accounts. As a result, whenever you share your favorite deals with friends, a viral effect is triggered, encouraging a self-sustaining community of deals between local businesses and consumers.

With a variety of hand-picked businesses, instead of one-off deals from nationwide chains, Dealuv also seeks to ensure that only quality products and services are available to their customers. Participating businesses are all locally-based, and include everything from restaurants (El Chile Cafe y Cantina, Masala Wok, Red’s Porch) to spas (5R Bodywork & Massage, FaceToFace Spa at Avery Ranch) to auto mechanics (Auto Techs, Northwest Imports) to upscale clothing retailers (Astor and Black).

Another bonus? Sharing your Dealuv scores actually gets you even more deals! Members earn reward points for participating in various activities on the site, including sharing deals, inviting friends to join the site, writing (private) feedback for businesses, and more. Reward points can be redeemed in the form of gift cards from affiliated businesses, or donated as cash to the charity of your choice. How cool is that?

Tired of losing your coupons and forgetting to cash in your deals? Want to get more out of your online deals? Why not give Dealuv a try? With free vouchers and sweet rewards for participating, there’s literally nothing to lose!

Kickstart the arts: 9 Austin projects you should be funding


2011
08.20

By now, I’ll assume most everybody’s heard of Kickstarter, the indie friend of artists looking to raise budgets for their latest projects, hairbrained schemes and other shots at greatness. The website is full of projects looking for monetary backers, though not all of them are necessarily worthy of your attention, much less your cash contributions. So what’s a broke-ass arts supporter to do?

Never fear! Shoestring Austin has waded through three different fundraising websites to help YOU connect with awesome arts projects worthy of your hard-earned dollars and your love. So, without further ado, here’s a list of the 9 Coolest Projects from Austin artists, compiled from the Kickstarter, IndieGoGo and United States Artists websites:

9 – El Gallo series – End of the World Mexican Tales (miniseries)

Described as “adult-oriented Mexican and Texican-tales woven carefully with the threads of magical realism,” this miniseries follows a golden rooster that grants wishes, and the many people who seek to control Sietecueros’ powers. If you dig the literary works of Borges and Hispanic culture, this is a must-fund.

8 – 101 Days Around America: West Side (web series)

American Odyssey TV wants to take you on a road trip around the American west. With weekly webisodes, follow Ken and Julie from San Diego to Montana and on to Washington, Oregon and back to California. National parks, beaches, wineries and plenty of local landmarks will be documented by your hosts. Like to travel? Back this horse, partner!

7 – Greening the Ghetto (community)

East Austin needs community gardens, and the Greening the Ghetto project wants to help. Brought to you by Project Abundant Life, this East Austin cultural center wants to build a backyard garden and set up community projects that will get everyone from youth to the elderly involved. Help purchase gardening materials, a rainwater collection system, and much more. Like home-grown fruits and veggies? This is the project for you!

6 – Lorri’s Opening a Macaron Truck (food)

Chocolate-bacon macarons (photo by Lorri Hamm)

Auguste Escoffier School of Culinary Arts grad Lorri Hamm wants to open a different kind of food truck. Instead of savory lunchables, hers will feature French-style sweets: specifically, macarons! If you dig tiny cookies in rainbow colors, you’re already a fan of macarons. Want one named after you? Donate to Lorri’s creative campaign and you can realize this culinary dream while helping out an aspiring small business owner. Sweet!

5 – Dubwerth: Journey to our Debut Album (music)

Featuring the hilarious (and occasionally vomit-inducing) ode “Four Loko Pongo,” Dubwerth combines rap with the music of the acoustic guitar. Help these two music-lovers produce their first album and say you knew them when!

4 – Clown vs. Mime (web series)

“One will win. One will die.” As we all know, clowns and mimes are sworn enemies. Only one tribe can triumph. Check out the first episode, via the link above for some classic tomfoolery.

3 – in.gredients (food)

The world’s first zero-waste, no-packaging grocery store, coming soon! If you love the environment and want a real alternative to mainstream grocery stores and their wasteful ways, in.gredients is your kind of store. Get in on the ground floor and support this awesome home-grown idea.

2 – World’s Greatest 3-Day Novel (novel)

All right, so we’re totally pimping ourselves with this one, but at least we didn’t hog the top spot. The dealio: Author Laura Roberts (and editor of this blog) is looking to raise the princely sum of $120 to write The World’s Greatest 3-Day Novel EVER. From September 3-5, over Labor Day Weekend 2011, Laura will pump out the ass-kickin’-est novel ever written about ninjas, pirates and the epic battle of good vs. evil that compels them. Those who pledge just $25 get the chance to name a character — great for revenge purposes or immortalizing yourself in print! If you love indie literature, pirates and/or ninjas, you’ll dig this project.

1 – Loves Her Gun (film)

Local blogger Hipstercrite (aka Lauren Modery) and filmmaker Geoff Marslett have teamed up to write a screenplay for their independent film “Loves Her Gun,” which follows a young woman fleeing violence in NYC to her new home in Austin, TX. Described as “a cautionary tale of transformation, crime, guns, and hipsters,” this is by far the most compelling pitch for funding I’ve seen online. Check it out and buy a little piece of the Austin film scene!

Drought forces shutdown of frivolous fountains


2011
08.18

According to an article in today’s Statesman, due to ongoing drought conditions here in Austin, the City will be cracking down on water usage in a few unusual ways. “Stage 2″ water bans will go into effect September 6, and include:

  • No water served at restaurants, unless requested by the customer
  • No outdoor fountains, unless required to keep fish and other sea-creatures alive
  • No washing your sidewalk or driveway
  • No charity car-washes

The $475 ticket for violations should deter most from engaging in these rather absurd water abuses (seriously, fountains tauntingly bubbling in the middle of a drought is just egregious), but we at Shoestring Austin beg the question: who actually washes their sidewalk/driveway? Further, what gets your sidewalk or driveway so dirty that you can’t just sweep it clean?!

To all you water-wasters out there, we say FOR SHAME. We’re looking at you, One Congress Plaza! (Click here for some artsy photos of this water-waste in action down at 111 Congress, via Michael Tuuk Photography.)

Why I’d use car2go every day if I could


2011
08.10

It’s no secret that I intensely dislike Austin’s Capital Metro service. In my experience, Austin has the absolute worst public transit system I’ve ever used, for a wide variety of reasons (all of which have been catalogued here and added to the online suggestion box over at Speak Up Austin). My main complaint, of course, is that the buses I need to take only run once every half an hour, which either means that I end up getting somewhere either infuriatingly early or ludicrously late. Add to that the insult of knowing that I can usually get to my destination in only 20 minutes by car, whereas the bus route takes its sweet time and deposits me there after ONE WHOLE HOUR, and you do not have the makings of a world-class public transit system.

It’s really ridiculous. Austin can do better, but apparently whomever is in charge of scheduling buses just doesn’t give a damn. I mean, you can’t even check the bus schedule at your individual stop to find out when the next bus is coming! It all screams “We don’t care about our riders; everyone should go buy a car and quit bothering us. Seriously, why don’t you just drive? Kill the planet with a giant SUV or something; WE DON’T CARE!!”

There are plenty of things I’d do differently, if I were in charge. Like post bus schedules at every stop. Or simplify the terrible phone system so that you can quickly and easily access information about your stop, at the press of a button (not the scan of one of those squiggly codes that my “dumb” phone can’t read). Or run cross-town routes every 10 or 15 minutes instead of every half-hour. You know, the basics.

But sometimes, you just don’t care about why your public transit sucks anymore; you just want an alternative so you can get there in 20 minutes, not an hour. Enter the mysterious car2go, whose teeny Smart cars you may have seen zipping around town. They look something like this:

It almost looks like it’s smiling, doesn’t it? That’s because the car2go system is really easy to use. You sign up for a membership online (mine was free, from a promo when they first came to town; these days it’s a one-time $35 fee to join), wait for your little card to come in the mail, and then you’re ready to roll.

To go for a drive, just find a car near you and use your card to unlock it. You can either reserve a car in advance (by locating one online with their map, or by calling their customer service number), or just grab any free car that’s nearby (a better bet if you’re already downtown). To unlock the car, you hold your membership card up to the card reader (pictured below), and wait for it to unlock the doors. Then you hop inside, and answer a few questions about the car’s condition–using the on-board computer that controls the GPS, radio and reporting devices–before using the key to start up the engine. Simple, right?

Here's me telling car2go about the condition of the vehicle, before driving off!

The car itself is super fun to drive. Smart cars can be used as either manual or automatic transmissions, so if you’re the type who knows how to drive stick-shift, you can switch to manual and conserve gas. If, like me, you have no clue how to change gears properly and have previously destroyed a clutch on a friend’s VW Rabbit, you should probably stick to the automatic side. Either way, this little car is super peppy, which is why you’ll always see these cars zooming past you on the streets.

Or maybe that has something to do with the fact that they’re charging you by the minute (35 cents a minute, to be exact), and people are just in a hurry?

Like I said, my commute to work takes only 20 minutes by car versus one hour by bus, so on Saturdays I really find the car2go handy. I reserve a car the night before, get an update via my cell phone about where the car is located, and then have 15 minutes to pick up my reservation. I hop in the car, drive to work, park it in any legal spot (there are car2go parking signs in certain areas of the city, but you can also use any free street parking spots, and car2go has a deal with the city so that you don’t have to pay for the metered spots, either), and I’m done.

The great thing about car2go is that you’re only charged for the time you’re using the vehicle, so if it takes me exactly 17 minutes to get to work, I’m charged $5.95 (plus tax). For 20 minutes, it’s $7. If you want to use the car by the hour, it’s $12.99 per hour, or you can take it for the whole day for $65.99. You can also keep the same vehicle by telling the computer when you stop the car that you’re doing a “stopover.” Keep the key while you shop, hit the gym, or run your errands. When you get to your final destination, you tell the computer you’re done for the day, return the key to its place by the gearshift, and log out with the card reader. Simple.

Car2go is obviously more expensive than public transit (you can’t beat $1 per ride, or $2 for a daily pass, really), but it’s super handy when you need to get someplace FAST. I don’t use the system every day, but on the weekends it’s my favorite way to get to work. I can listen to the radio, take whatever route I want, and even grab a coffee or breakfast taco on the way there. It’s like having your own car without all the hassles. You don’t have to have auto insurance, pay for mechanical repairs (unless they’re your fault, of course), deal with getting city stickers updated, pay for parking tickets (unless you manage to park illegally, which is next to impossible with the free meter parking)… it’s awesome!

The downsides? Okay, there are a few. Number one: if you forget which credit card you’ve assigned to your account and then don’t have the appropriate funds set aside (because they charge you at the end of each ride), you’ll get dinged $25 for the declined payment. Ouch. It’d be nice if you could add multiple payment options, to avoid this type of thing, but I’ve learned my lesson the hard way.

Second, if you don’t pick up the car you reserved within your allotted time frame, they charge you $6 for a “no-show.” This sucks, because sometimes people can reserve the car right out from under you, so you’re left hunting around trying to find a non-existent vehicle. I think this problem stems from the fact that car2go doesn’t require users to return cars to any central (or other) location, so the cars are always available for rent wherever the last person has left them; therefore, someone might take your car before your reservation time, and a new one will not magically appear to take its place. Doh! On the plus side, however, their customer service reps are really nice and will happily refund your money if you call to explain the situation.

Third, it’s definitely pricey if you want to use the system on a daily basis. Since I mostly rely on public transit to get where I’m going (despite the fact that it takes FOREVER), and only use car2go on the weekends, I think it’s a good deal. If you want a regular go-to vehicle, however, you’d probably be better off buying or leasing a car of your own, depending on your finances.

For me, the benefits of car2go far outweigh any negatives. I like having the option of circumventing the bus system when I really need to get somewhere in a hurry, and although the system is a little too pricey for me to use on a daily basis, I don’t consider their prices unfair. Most of the places I’d drive to are short trips, so I can’t see ever having to pay for more than an hour’s worth of driving, which makes car2go a perfect alternative to the bus.

So, in conclusion: if you’re looking to ditch your car on a full-time basis and fill in public transit’s gaps with a car-sharing system, I’d recommend a car2go membership. Rock on over Austin!

Local publisher seeks Austin writers for new anthology


2011
08.02

Attention Austin writers! Black Heart Magazine is currently seeking contributions for their upcoming Austin Writers Anthology. Chosen works will be published in a variety of digital formats (like their awesome new NOIR anthology), and will feature both established and up-and-coming writers on the subject of “Sense of Place in Austin, Texas.”

"Austin Writers" (photo of Philosophers' Rock by Flickr user Tracy Hunter)

Anthology editor and publisher Laura Roberts (who is, indeed, also the author of this blog) is looking for writing about “the Austin you know and love, the Austin that frustrates you, the Austin where you hang out with friends and family, the Austin you most desire to see on the page or aspire to achieve in the real world,” and wants contributors to share their ideas about Austin with the world.

In addition to short fiction, nonfiction and creative nonfiction pieces of up to 1,000 words, poetry is also welcome, as are images, audio and video selections that will be featured on the Black Heart website.

The deadline for submission to this anthology is August 31, 2011, with publication tentatively slated for October 2011.

To submit your work for consideration, please see Black Heart’s Submishmash submissions system page, online at http://blackheartmagazine.submishmash.com/Submit/6436/Account.