Archive for March, 2011

Weird Wednesday Craigslist finds


2011
03.30

Highlights from this week’s Craigslist FREE section:

  • Who knew churches went out of business? I guess that whole God thing was just a fad after all: Free church pews.
  • “Dogs ate my couches - I am keeping the cushions.” Jigga-what?!

    Dog-chewed couch, sans cushions. My only question is... why would you want to keep the cushions?

     

  • And my ever-popular, possibly rhetorical question: Why don’t people who have had their free stuff picked up just delete the postings, instead of updating them to say “GONE!”? Isn’t it actually easier to delete your post than update it? The mind boggles.

Monday Munchies: Pho to go


2011
03.28

For some reason, everywhere I’ve lived in Austin has been in a “delivery-free” zone. Sadly, I don’t mean “free delivery,” which would be ideal, but rather the infinitely more tragic Bermuda Triangle-esque situation where NO ONE will deliver their tasty meals to my house.

Seriously, Austin, what gives? You’ll deliver to broke-ass college kids, but not working-class types like me? Bad form, my friend.

As if in response to my ready-to-print rant, I recently returned home from a hard day at work to discover a flier from Saigon Kitchen elastic-banded to my doorknob. What? Could it be? A restaurant that would deliver to my secret bunker?!

At first I was skeptical. How good could this place be, if they were willing to deliver to the Dead Zone? I perused their menu, and discovered they specialized in Vietnamese food, with an emphasis on pho. There were, however, a number of Americanized “Chinese” dishes on offer, which (after consulting the many negative reviews thereof on Yelp) I wisely decided to avoid.

But seriously, folks, who orders Chinese food at a Vietnamese joint? GET THE PHO, YOU FOOL!

"Pho in Saigon" (photo by Flickr user Andrew Dinh, via Wikipedia)

Celebrity Intern and I pondered our pho options, as one Vietnamese food-loving Yelper did positively note that he was happy to see the fatty brisket option (which he claimed was difficult to find in Austin). I settled on the fatty brisket, after his glowing reviews, while Celebrity Intern went with the lean beef, and we ordered up 2 large bowls to satisfy our cravings.

Less than half an hour later, there was a knock on the door. We had accidentally ordered 3 bowls instead of 2, so the total came to $24 rather than the $15 we’d been projecting. (It was totally worth it, though, as we slurped that third bowl up with gusto the next day.)

So, what of Saigon Kitchen’s pho? I enjoyed my fatty brisket, and although Celebrity Intern was a bit weirded out by the rare serving of lean beef he received, he found the brisket tasty as well. We were a bit confused about why the noodles were put in a separate styrofoam container, rather than included with the broth itself (as this left them all stuck together in a huge blob), but Celebrity Intern found this a plus for those looking to keep their carb intake low. (Me? I just want everything mixed together for maximum marination.)

In traditional ”assemble your own” setup, when you order the large pho you’ll receive:

  • A huge styrofoam container of broth
  • Another styrofoam container with rice noodles, bean sprouts, cilantro, basil, green onions, jalapenos, your meat of choice, a slice of lime and
  • Two small plastic containers of sriracha chili and hoisin sauces to spice things to your liking

Celebrity Intern played it safe and only mixed in a bit of the sriracha and hoisin, while I grabbed for the gusto and mixed all of it into my bowl.

I have no idea what their “small” bowl size looks like, but I can tell you that the large was more than enough for me. Next time, I think I will go for the smaller size, as I felt quite stuffed and sloshy with broth at the end of the meal.

I give Saigon Kitchen major points for delivering to the Dead Zone, but even if they didn’t, I’d still be in their corner. Their pho really hit the spot, and while Celebrity Intern was sad to say that it wasn’t quite as delicious as the cilantro-rich broth we used to order from a place around the corner from our Montreal apartment, I feel their multiple beef options made up for the lack of cilantro flavor.

If you live in South Austin and want to give ‘em a whirl, I would definitely recommend the pho. Anyone silly enough to order General Tso Chicken from a Vietnamese restaurant, however, shall get what he deserves.

Saigon Kitchen
4323 S. I-35
Delivery: 512-326-3969

Freebie Friday: $1 Books


2011
03.25

Okay, so it’s more like $1 Friday, but the point of this post is CHEAP BOOKS, and for a literary nerd like me, this is a steal of a deal.

Books Beyond Borders, a local bookstore with the charitable aim of building schools from used book sales (and whom I’d tragically never heard of prior to this week), is going out of business and looking to sell off their literary stock ASAP. Hit them up this weekend, starting Friday the 25th, to snap up over 100,000 books for only $1 each. Holy cannolis!

In addition to their vast riches of the book variety, they’re also selling LPs (also at $1 each) plus laptops, compys and various warehouse equipment they need to get rid of. They’re also looking for scads of volunteers, so you may be able to finagle some free stuff if you donate your time to the cause.

To volunteer, email tab@booksbeyondborders.com. To buy books, head out early (the sale starts at 9 AM today [Friday]) to Books Beyond Borders at 618 C Tillery Street. Happy hunting!

Funky Chickens on Tour


2011
03.24

Shoestringers, did you know you can raise chickens within Austin city limits? Even in a tiny backyard? Without breaking any laws?!

Yup, it’s true. And if you’ve been dreaming of harvesting farm-fresh eggs from some cool chicks, you should sign up for the Funky Chicken Coop Tour, happening on April 23, 2011!

So, what’s the dealio? This year, the event is a fundraiser, in cooperation with The Sustainable Food Center, and like last year’s tour, it’s a self-guided event around Austin coops. Encouraging city residents to raise chickens at home, the goal is to show different ways to incorporate your coop without breaking any city ordinanaces or creating a nuisance to your neighbors. Other highlights include homes with a variety of green options in place, including solar panels, rainwater harvesting and xeriscaping.

Go extremely local and raise your own chickens for food, instead of relying on commercial farming. Or just learn more about heritage chicken breeds that are becoming endangered, thanks to factory farming, and snap pix of the funkiest chickens in town!

To find out more about the Funky Chicken Coop Tour, check out their website at austincooptour.org or hit up their Facebook page here.

Rockin’ the freebies at the Austin Public Library


2011
03.19

Everyone knows the library is the place for freebies: free books, free movies, free Internet—even free A/C in the heat of an Austin summer. But seriously, compared to lots of libraries I’ve had the pleasure of haunting, the Austin Public Library truly brings their A-game. They’ve got a collection of zines at the main branch (Faulk Library), in addition to their extensive magazine subscriptions, and some of their branches (Spicewood Springs) even have drive-through pick-up service, so you can reserve your books online and drive (or bike, or walk!) up to grab your books on the run. Sweet!

Austin Public Library card - passport to Book Heaven

I’m also a huge fan of the Faulk Library’s “self-serve” reserve section. Reserve your book online, and when it’s available they email you to come pick it up. Instead of waiting for a librarian to help you out when, let’s face it, they’ve got plenty of more important things to be doing, they’ve got your book on a special shelf (just to the right of the main staircase) where you can locate it under your last name. Then, use the easy automated system to check that puppy out.

How will they know it’s YOU and not somebody else trying to check out your reserved book, swiping your spot in the literary line? Once reserved, only the person whose card reserved the book can check it out. It’s a neat use of technology, and a cool way of allowing librarians more time to help people with their research, rather than the mundanities of shuttling books around.

Speaking of better things to do, just look at this crazy laundry list of services they offer! Everything from chatting with librarians online or by phone to blogs with recommended reads, book clubs galore, weekly Spanish practice groups, and even events like free movie nights.

One of my favorite services is the TexShare card, which enables library members in good standing (i.e. those with no fines!) to borrow directly from university libraries, such as UT’s amazing Fine Arts Library. If you haven’t discovered this gem of a library yet, I’m sharing my secret with you today: check out as many CDs, DVDs and books as you like with your honorary UT library card. Yes, y’heard right. CDs, DVDs and books galore!

UT’s Fine Arts Library has an excellent collection of all kinds of classical music, jazz and even select modern music of the pop/rock and rap varieties. If you’ve been looking for that rare Miles Davis album, it’s a safe bet that they’ll have it; and if you’re looking for Biggie CDs, well, they might have a few of them, too.

Only one word of warning: Some of the music and movies are for library use only, as they’ve been flagged for UT classes. You can listen or watch ‘em on a library station, or bring a laptop of your own for this purpose, but they can’t leave the library. Sadly, I discovered that Blade Runner is one of those flicks during a recent trip. But on the plus side, at least you know Blade Runner‘s always available for a quick sci-fi pick-me-up, right?

So, if you need someplace to beat the heat as the temps in Austin soar, or just want to rock it with freebies, check out the APL—and UT’s Fine Arts Library. Word. Adjective. Verb.

P.S. Extra bonus points for those with an APL Gold Card. Seriously, is this thing cool or what? It’s totally on my To Do list, now that I’ve discovered its gilded elite existence (and at $25, it’s a steal of a deal to support your local library in style).

Happy Green Shirt Day


2011
03.17

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, people of Austin. (Or St. Phattie’s Day, as some have dubbed it.) Watch out for three things when you’re out and about this evening:

  1. Green vomit
  2. Festival hipsters
  3. Leprechaun pickpockets

Likely, you’ll see plenty of green vomit emanating from the festival hipsters, as they take it to the hoop on binge drinking for this very special non-holiday.

And as a PSA, remember this: Don’t kiss anyone just cus they’re Irish, cus who knows where STIs start? Oh yeah: KISSING DRUNK-ASS STRANGERS WITH OPEN SORES!

P.S. The traffic out there is terrible. I shouldn’t be hitting my brakes every 2 feet on the I-35, ever, but especially not at 8 PM on a Thursday. Screw you, SXSW.

SXSW for Word Nerds


2011
03.11

Super bomb diggity foghorn local writing group We Put Words On Paper brings you the most ass-kicking, literarily show-stopping, off-South By par-tay in Austin, this Tuesday, March 15 starting at 8:30 PM. BYOB to the Pickle Palace for a loud, drunken, messy literary celebration in the spirit of SXSW rockstars run amuck.

But not TOO amuck, cus we are writers, after all, and not coked-up indie bands trying to break into the biz.

The We Put Words on Paper crew, clowning for the camera

Guest Writer MIRACLE JONES of the Fiction Circus collective will be in attendance, as will the members of WePWoP. Big-deal authors, unknown fictionistas and mad poets equally welcome! Bring your own poetry or short pieces to read on the stage (i.e. porch), or just hit the tire swing for a few.

WHERE: 204 Pickle Road (Google Map that shit, or put your GPS to work)

WHEN: 8:30 to 11:30 PM

WHY: Cus writers rock harder than rockstars during SXSW

Full details on The Facebook.

Freebie Friday: Free cell phone service!


2011
03.11

Following up on my previous post regarding inexpensive cell phone plans, I recently discovered a (not very well-publicized) government program called SafeLink Wireless that offers FREE cell phones (and discounted service rates) to those living on very low incomes. It’s run through TracFone, here in Texas, which is just one more reason to dig their services.

Since this is aimed at low-income families, you can’t just scam the system by telling them you’re poor and therefore deserve a free iPhone. Sorry, but this is for deserving folks only! To qualify, you must already be on one of the following programs:

  • Federal Public Housing Assistance / Section 8
  • Health Benefit Coverage under Children’s Health Insurance Plan (CHIP)
  • Low Income Home Energy Assistance (LIHEAP)
  • Medicaid
  • Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (Food Stamps)
  • Supplemental Security Income (SSI)

-OR-

Your total household income must be at or below 150% of the Federal Poverty Guidelines (there’s a table online here, to see if you qualify).

To apply for the program, or to learn more about how it works in Texas or in other states throughout the U.S. (this is a national program, so check to see if your state is listed!), go to the SafeLink Wireless website.

P.S. Props to Shannon Buck of Living the Low-Income Life for her article alerting me to this shoestring budget option!

P.P.S. For those who are about to raise a ruckus about government-funded cell phones or “Obama phones,” here’s an important quote from the SafeLink website:

“Low-income households have been eligible for discounted telephone service for more than a decade. But the program is funded by telecom companies, not by taxes, and the president has nothing to do with it.”

Piggybacking on SXSW: Free food for the rest of us


2011
03.10

While we may hate SXSW’s overpriced, overly corporate bull pucky, we also LOVE the events that piggyback on the fest’s success. Stick it to The Man with the free shows, cheap eats, and general party vibe of all the Off-SXSW events happening, starting this weekend. For instance, Eater Austin has a great round-up of foodie events called The Essential Eater Guide to SXSW Events This Weekend, which we highly recommend. Be sure to RSVP to the events that require it, to make sure you get in!

There’s a whole lotta pork going on this year, including The Pork Experiment and The Bacon Takedown, so don’t miss your chance to eat your way to hog heaven. And, as Austinites love their food trucks, they’ll be out in force to feed the hungry masses wandering the streets in search of food.

"Look to the cookie, Elaine!" - Lil' Mama's tasty Black and White Cookie inspires world peace

If you want to avoid the crowds and try something different, head south to check out The Giggling Goat‘s gourmet food truck, as well as Lil’ Mama’s Delicious Desserts in the same AMLI lot. Lil’ Mama’s has a sweet Black and White Cookie that took us back to memories of the Best B&W Cookie EVER that we’d eaten in a random Bronx bakery, so look to the cookie if you’re feeling out of sorts!

Culinary Academy of Austin Open House this Saturday


2011
03.09

The Culinary Academy of Austin is holding a free Open House this Saturday, March 12, from 1 to 3 PM. If you’ve ever pondered attending culinary school, opening your own restaurant, or becoming the next Anthony Bourdain, this is a great way to decide whether you’re cut out for the world of professional cooking.

Or if you just like free food, this is a great place to sample some tasty treats by the next generation of chefs in training!

Want more info? Check out the CAA’s website at culinaryacademyofaustin.com, or watch their video below.