As a Thai food enthusiast, I have been checking out the wares of the grocery stores near my house every time Celebrity Intern and I venture forth on a food-gathering mission, hoping that some kind of spicy green chili paste will magically appear. While at Randalls the other day, joy of joys! We spotted a jar of Thai Kitchen’s Green Curry 10-Minute Simmer Sauce, and snatched it up. The ingredients looked right, and I told Celebrity Intern that I was sure I had tried their concentrated Green Curry Paste before and it had been just the right level of spiciness.
After sautéing up some chicken, letting it simmer in the simmer sauce for the allotted time, and having steamed some broccoli and cauliflower to complete the meal, I served it up with some fancy looking sprigs of cilantro on top:
A disappointment, brought to you by Thai Kitchen's Green Chili Simmer Sauce
Looks tasty, right? Well, it would’ve been, except for the fact that Thai Kitchen’s Green Curry 10-Minute Simmer Sauce is apparently totally lacking in green chili! WTF?! Although green chili is one of the ingredients listed on the bottle (under “green curry paste,” it is the primary ingredient), it tasted to us like there was nothing spicy in the jar at all. I don’t think I even tasted any garlic or lemongrass, so I fired off an email to Thai Kitchen inquiring therein.
The result? NADA. It’s been two weeks and not even a “thank you for your comments!” email in return. Therefore, I must strongly advise Thai-lovers out there to avoid this product. It is bland in the extreme and, frankly, we would have had a better tasting sauce if we’d just made a brown gravy to pour over our chicken.
In the meantime, we will keep on searching for the Thai spice mixtures of our dreams. Stay tuned when we finally hit up an Asian grocery!
Got any suggestions for products we can find locally that will kick our Thai meals up a notch? Any recommendations for spicy green chili would be greatly appreciated!
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After being similarly disappointed by this product, I googled it to see if I was the only one who thought it was awful. Your site was the first that popped up. Wish I’d done that before heating up this bland mess!
Celeste, I’m sorry to hear about your disappointment. I still haven’t heard back from Thai Kitchen about this product, so I’m assuming they just don’t care about customer service, but it’s a damn shame this is being marketed as a spicy Thai product when it doesn’t even remotely have any of that Thai zip.
A good suggestion for a replacement Thai green curry sauce that DOES deliver on the heat factor is the green curry by Mae Ploy, which you can buy on Amazon for $3.99. (They also have red and yellow curry, if you’re interested.) Here’s the link: http://www.amazon.com/Thai-Green-Curry-Paste-Brand/dp/B000EIE20M
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